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oryx_and_crake) wrote2004-02-13 02:24 pm
oryx_and_crake) wrote2004-02-13 02:24 pm
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Из корпоративной переписки.
(Первое письмо - от менеджера, он японец и часто знакомит нас со всякими явлениями японской культуры)
Ladies and Gentlemen:
Today is old people's day. So you have to be respectful to me! ;)
H. S.
***
In Canada, that is the day we put them on the ice flows to die. Just ask Christy, it is popular in Newfoundland.
***
** Gasp **
They don’t die! They just float away into the sunset.
***
And then get eatten by sharks … or end up in Cuba
***
Cuba, you say - quick, put me on an ice float…
***
I thought that we harvested old people for whatever organs hadn't decayed to the point of uselessness…no?
***
Ya, we do that also and sell them as "refurbished" for 60% of the new part value.
But by sending them on the ice flows, they attract the sharks away from the people swimming on the beaches in Florida. We call that "intentional chumming"
***
So, 60% refurbished parts, 40% ice flow? Is this one of those win, win situation?
***
Ohh... All you sickos.. :P
Ruined a beautiful Newfoundlander tradition by picking through all of it’s
gory details.
Truth is, the sharks don’t really care for popsicles. Organ harvesting without permission
is illegal in Canada and the US. The ice helps preserve the organs. When the flows reach
Cuba, the organs are removed and packed in dry ice, laced with cocaine, and sold on the
black market. The refurbished parts are only worth 60%, but the added value allows the
Cubans to retain their profit margins.
(Первое письмо - от менеджера, он японец и часто знакомит нас со всякими явлениями японской культуры)
Ladies and Gentlemen:
Today is old people's day. So you have to be respectful to me! ;)
H. S.
***
In Canada, that is the day we put them on the ice flows to die. Just ask Christy, it is popular in Newfoundland.
***
** Gasp **
They don’t die! They just float away into the sunset.
***
And then get eatten by sharks … or end up in Cuba
***
Cuba, you say - quick, put me on an ice float…
***
I thought that we harvested old people for whatever organs hadn't decayed to the point of uselessness…no?
***
Ya, we do that also and sell them as "refurbished" for 60% of the new part value.
But by sending them on the ice flows, they attract the sharks away from the people swimming on the beaches in Florida. We call that "intentional chumming"
***
So, 60% refurbished parts, 40% ice flow? Is this one of those win, win situation?
***
Ohh... All you sickos.. :P
Ruined a beautiful Newfoundlander tradition by picking through all of it’s
gory details.
Truth is, the sharks don’t really care for popsicles. Organ harvesting without permission
is illegal in Canada and the US. The ice helps preserve the organs. When the flows reach
Cuba, the organs are removed and packed in dry ice, laced with cocaine, and sold on the
black market. The refurbished parts are only worth 60%, but the added value allows the
Cubans to retain their profit margins.