Ogden Nash

There was a lady loved a gent,
But her reward was meager.
Said her gentleman friend to his gentleman friends,
The lady's overeager.

There was a lady loved a gent,
She held her backbone rigid.
Said her gentleman friend to his gentleman friends,
The lady's far too frigid.

There was a lady loved herself,
But equipped with COLD and HOT.
Said her gentleman friend to their gentleman friends,
Whatever it is, she's got.

Oh let us laugh at the lines above,
Less precious than pearls and rubies -
Telling the ladies what ladies know,
That gentlemen ALL are boobies.

Ogden Nash

There was a lady loved a gent,
But her reward was meager.
Said her gentleman friend to his gentleman friends,
The lady's overeager.

There was a lady loved a gent,
She held her backbone rigid.
Said her gentleman friend to his gentleman friends,
The lady's far too frigid.

There was a lady loved herself,
But equipped with COLD and HOT.
Said her gentleman friend to their gentleman friends,
Whatever it is, she's got.

Oh let us laugh at the lines above,
Less precious than pearls and rubies -
Telling the ladies what ladies know,
That gentlemen ALL are boobies.