2006-01-24

oryx_and_crake: (Default)
2006-01-24 12:09 am
Entry tags:

стихов

NO THANK YOU

‘ by Shel Silverstein


No I do not want a kitten,
No cute, cuddly kitty-poo,
No more long hair in my cornflakes,
No more midnight meowing mews.


No more scratchin’, snarlin’, spitters,
No more sofas clawed to shreds,
No more smell of kitty litter,
No more mousies in my bed.


No I will not take that kitten-
I’ve had lice and I’ve had fleas,
I’ve been scratched and sprayed and bitten,
I’ve developed allergies.


If you’ve got an ape, I’ll take him,
If you have a lion, that’s fine,
If you brought some walking bacon,
Leave him here, I’ll treat him kind.


I have room for mice and gerbils,
I have beds for boars and bats,
But please, please take away that kitten-
Quick- ‘fore it becomes a cat.

Well…it is kind of cute at that.
oryx_and_crake: (Default)
2006-01-24 12:09 am
Entry tags:

стихов

NO THANK YOU

‘ by Shel Silverstein


No I do not want a kitten,
No cute, cuddly kitty-poo,
No more long hair in my cornflakes,
No more midnight meowing mews.


No more scratchin’, snarlin’, spitters,
No more sofas clawed to shreds,
No more smell of kitty litter,
No more mousies in my bed.


No I will not take that kitten-
I’ve had lice and I’ve had fleas,
I’ve been scratched and sprayed and bitten,
I’ve developed allergies.


If you’ve got an ape, I’ll take him,
If you have a lion, that’s fine,
If you brought some walking bacon,
Leave him here, I’ll treat him kind.


I have room for mice and gerbils,
I have beds for boars and bats,
But please, please take away that kitten-
Quick- ‘fore it becomes a cat.

Well…it is kind of cute at that.
oryx_and_crake: (Default)
2006-01-24 12:53 pm

Анекдот с Руслантры

Дорога. Светофор. Бабушка. Молодой человек.

Бабушка: Милок, какой свет?
Молодой человек: Зелёный
Бабушка: Переведи, милок!
Молодой человек: Green!
oryx_and_crake: (Default)
2006-01-24 12:53 pm

Анекдот с Руслантры

Дорога. Светофор. Бабушка. Молодой человек.

Бабушка: Милок, какой свет?
Молодой человек: Зелёный
Бабушка: Переведи, милок!
Молодой человек: Green!